😂 Trending Reddit Jokes - August 16, 2026

[11 pts] Check out the European Urology Department streaming service

[22 pts] Urine trouble

[6 pts] The on-hold music is Urethra Franklin

[23 pts] What about a man who procrastinates but is never late? Justin Tyme

[14 pts] We used to have a bird named Justin Case. We kept Justin Case in Justin’s cage, just in case Justin Case escaped from Justin’s cage.

[11 pts] A man who shows kids how to use a key-lock? Justin Cert

[7 pts] Well, at least you had a pun-t at it.

[7 pts] Is weed the past tense of a Nintendo? Nope, a Nintendid

[2 pts] People ask me if I make all these terrible puns on purpose. I say, "Nope, unintended."

[48 pts] Not all heroes wear capes

[12 pts] Don’t wear a red shirt to Target. I did and, long story short, I’m covering for Becky in housewares this weekend.

[7 pts] You went out on a limb with that one!

[38 pts] No, but we have Crocs.

[8 pts] Wait till the gator asks for a Vest.... I heard it's for his job as a In Vest A Gator.

[2 pts] Front or rear?

[9 pts] It's socks and shoes and will always have bear feet

[3 pts] and a right to bear arms.

[4 pts] Whether or not it has weapons, it'll still.....bear arms.

[11 pts] They both have a kind of flu, though.

[13 pts] Are you sure that's not "oinkment?"

[226 pts] \#1 or #2…better or worse…about the same?

[15 pts] LOL! My poor husband deals with chronic back pain. Two failed surgeries. Once a back patient, always a back patient, they say. His go to line when it's particularly painful, "Which of our children has the voodoo doll today?".

[45 pts] "And now?" ???

[264 pts] If you're a Swiss citizen, you can open a bank account and deposit as little as you want. If you're a foreign citizen, 3 millions might be a tad bit short. It's high enough to raise all the questions about its origin, but not high enough to answer them quickly.

[45 pts] "They like to take all this money from sin, build big universities to study in Sing “Amazing Grace” all the way to the Swiss banks" \-- Bob Dylan

[11 pts] I read this one on r/witze a few months ago. Though the clerk had a thick Swiss accent (spelled phonetically) which doesn't really come across in English.

[63 pts] Always bring a towel

[97 pts] I think my cats are communists They expect free food and keep talking about Mao.

[9 pts] So, Erik Honecker (leader of East Germany) was once asked why the national toilet paper was so rough. “This vill continue, until in the East every arse is red!” (apparently a real joke of the time).

[23 pts] Why the rock

[9 pts] The left most guy also loves the number one

[6 pts] != means not equal 0 is not equal to 1

[5 pts] ah chaometry and fractal geometry, first time I really enjoyed math.

[2 pts] There is no term for n, so really this is just an infinite sum of 3/2\^(2n) where n can be anything and the result can be infinite

[3 pts] This is actually quite clever

[19 pts] Now I save 20$ everyday!

[18 pts] Dumbass! Not EVERY month has 30 days! Did you not learn that from kindergarten or were you locked and stuck in the special ed room with the rest of the morons?!

[3 pts] What if i save $30 a day?

[30 pts] This guy doesn't understand how jokes work...

[25 pts] The 100k thanks. Now if it was ×1.5 that would be different.

[4 pts] Who is making this offer to Spider-Man? That's my question

[14 pts] What sort of irrational nonsense is being posted on here now?!

[2 pts] Lets take 1 minute for the Engineers 🤫

[1 pts] Fun fact, in 1668, an early draft of the metric system proposed defining 1 meter as the length of a pendulum that takes exactly 1 second to swing from one side to the other (a half-period of 1 second)**.** The formula for the time period of a pendulum is `T = 2 * pi * sqrt(L / g)` If you plug in a period of T = 2 seconds and a length of L= 1 meter, the equation simplifies like `T = 2*pi*sqrt(L/g) --> 2 = 2*pi*sqrt(1/g) --> 1 = pi*sqrt(1/g) --> 1 = pi/sqrt(g) --> sqrt(g) = pi` The Académie des Sciences eventually decided to define the meter based on the circumference of the Earth instead, because the local gravitational force varies slightly across the planet, so the meter would be inconsistent. But the two definitions were close enough in length that sqrt(g) remains a close approximation of pi. No frickin' clue why e is in this picture though.

[687 pts] I just love it when they make a sale based on features that don't exist and then act like it shouldn't be a big deal to implement them.

[207 pts] When Sales says, “This will take five minutes,” the Senior Developer can already see the end of the project 😂

[155 pts] This is completely erroneous. Sales has already promised the client that the software already does it, and now Dev has 3 business days to implement it before the client discovers Sales lied - and management will blame Dev if that happens. At least that's how it worked everywhere I worked. So glad I'm not a (professional) programmer anymore!

[118 pts] 

[70 pts] If it passes unit tests, ship it

[106 pts] Ain't no one copy code from stack overflow these days. Stop posting memes from 2010.

[57 pts] Give me your meme-mories.

[30 pts] Take my upvote and leave

[21 pts] Not the first time I've seen this, I guess it does keep coming back every so often.

[67 pts] Definitely not a decade old repost [https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/86sv6u/comment/dw7jxn3/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/86sv6u/comment/dw7jxn3/)

[65 pts] 404: Personality type not found

[21 pts] long long

[442 pts] Still gained code during the whole process somehow.

[104 pts] “Revert” doesn’t mean what you think it means.

[151 pts] AI will literally invent a 400-line abstraction layer before it ever admits git reset exists.

[14 pts] You missed one: - Cargo space? - car no do that. Car go ground

[10 pts] We need to take them to the hospital right away. The hospital? What is it? It's a big building with doctors and patients, but that's not important right now.

[9 pts] I left the meeting with Mr. Drill. He was boring.

[2 pts] OK ok wrap it up

[11 pts] That was pretty cornea

[9 pts] Keep the optometrist receipt in your vehicle-it will convey to the officer you have re-specced.

[8 pts] I SEE what you did there

[8 pts] Now you're in treble.

[6 pts] The damage was not noteworthy.

[3 pts] It struck a chord with me.

[4 pts] I like this wan. Can you gibbous another?

[2 pts] Is that a sign for blueberry pie repair?

[1 pts] She's so vain..........

[3 pts] I like the alliteration of that last part, it's really fun to think. And now, to quietly say. Wow, saying it is so much more fun than thinking it! "Peter to Pay Paul."

[4 pts] I read this in Fry’s voice

[3 pts] Had me in the first half then I realised... it's just a Karma Chameleon 🙃

[2 pts] What an off color joke…

[3 pts] for those who dont understand the joke, its beacause "HDMI?" sounds alot like "HD am i?" as in the tv asking if its HD

[3 pts] Must be Yoda branded.

[2 pts] USB that question, yesterday.

[1 pts] Aspirator

[1 pts] OP (This_Amount_911) sent the following text as an explanation why they posted this here: --- > I already did explain the comments ---

[175 pts] "I" can be used to signify the number 1, so I may > 1st of May

[166 pts] Either he’s saying it’s the first of may, or it’s a play on „Can I go to the bathroom? - I don’t know, CAN you?“, that teachers sometimes like to pull.

[1 pts] OP (Zu_Qarnine) sent the following text as an explanation why they posted this here: --- > I'd like to know what is the bad math all about and also what does it have to do with the image of the car ---

[342 pts] Ok SO. I found the original post and: the photo of the car isn't meant to be so pixelated, it just happened when the image was screenshot and then shared over and over. In the original photo the license plate reads: "AH 498 SI." The original post is also in Spanish and so, when you translate the entire original joke it reads: \-buddy, how much is 250 + 248? \-500? \-no no, think well \- (License) Ah, 498, yes.

[13 pts] Damn idk and I’m too early for the comments

[1 pts] OP (z_shah7) sent the following text as an explanation why they posted this here: --- > I dont understand what the term EBK means and also where that insult is from ---

[204 pts] EBK = Elite Ball Knowledge. The insult comes from when Robert Downey Jr. went to Wall Street and visited the NY Stock Exchange building in the early 90s and described the people there as such.

[17 pts] Elite ball knowledge? I think??

[1 pts] OP (SuccessfulMath4905) sent the following text as an explanation why they posted this here: --- > The meme itself I understand but what I want to know is the usage/original meaning of the bottom animation cause the animation quite absurd ---

[16 pts] Its just these shitty tuff or "i cant believe bro said that" type of reactions added

[1 pts] I believe this is the original video: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W84GVTSFZXU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W84GVTSFZXU) So yeah, absurd is right lol

[1 pts] OP (Waqmuzamil) sent the following text as an explanation why they posted this here: --- > What was the spit supposed to show brother 🫩 ---

[83 pts] If you don’t understand this, you’re too young to be on Reddit

[26 pts] You have to understand how babies are made to get this

[1 pts] Remember when r/PeterExplainsTheJoke wasn’t a meme? Pepperidge Farm remembers… Does this post belong in our subreddit? If so, **please upvote this comment!** Otherwise, **downvote this comment!** Then maybe you go out and buy yourself some of those distinctive Milano cookies. ---- (*Vote is ending in approximately 14 hour*)

[1812 pts] Guilt for cheating. That's why the text happened.

[216 pts] Could be cheating Could be girl was reading romance / family manga at 2 AM and is now having an existential crisis.

[1 pts] u/Sure_Kangaroo1863, your post does belong here!

[2014 pts] The interviewer asked them if acting in space movies was nicer because then they could be in socks all day instead of wearing shoes, iirc. They proceeded to talk about how nice it was to not wear shoes. And then went on to talk about other more comfy clothes. ETA: I think the casualness of the question took them by surprise. And they had fun answering the question. Question was not what they would have expected from a usual interview.

[579 pts] The [question ](https://youtu.be/Ox5_jc3LGdE?t=151)was "Is filming a movie about space great because you get to wear socks all the time?" And they both lose it because they never actively realised EDIT: Added timestamp to link

[1 pts] u/Alive_Net_6877, your post does belong here!

[2228 pts] High radiation makes the air taste like metal.

[497 pts] Peter's former Chernobyl engineer cousin Petro here. When exposed to lethal amounts of radiation, one of the first symptoms is the air tasting like metal. This is the cells in your tounge breaking down and bleeding internally. By this point, it's usually too late

[1 pts] Remember when r/PeterExplainsTheJoke wasn’t a meme? Pepperidge Farm remembers… Does this post belong in our subreddit? If so, **please upvote this comment!** Otherwise, **downvote this comment!** Then maybe you go out and buy yourself some of those distinctive Milano cookies. ---- (*Vote is ending in approximately 0 hour*)

[1328 pts] He is talking about Charlie Kirk,A political activist who was shot while giving a speech. While in the hospital, someone made this tweet which was clearly false

[364 pts] Referring to Charlie Kirk, who was never stabilized after the assassination. Tim Pool is known to have.. questionable legitimacy in the first place anyway

[1 pts] u/cejjj, your post does belong here!

[2228 pts] Hey, it's Bart Simpson here. The joke is that the achievement is only half of a saying, implying that you are going to have to fight a bigger, more difficult boss before long. This will then give you the last half of the saying as an achievement

[425 pts] Achievement implies theres a second harder achievement that would complete the phrase “…the harder they fall” This could either mean the boss is not really dead or there’s an even bigger boss (or alternative version) you still have to fight

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[282 pts] "Meh! I added too much acid, and it was too acidic!" 

[132 pts] Right, because you used too many tomatoes. What did you expect? (At OOP)

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[43 pts] Huh?

[11 pts] I think you had a cool idea but it didn’t get delivered right. You need to make the pink thing feel like an actual object instead of a random blob in a void, it’s not subverting any expectations if an abstract object becomes a cape. Maybe like an eviction notice gets reused into a cape?

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[228 pts] He got lash lamination done. Which is not adding false lashes but "perming" (i think) your natural lashes so they are more pronounced. Like wearing semi permanent mascara. P.S. He does in fact look bonita

[83 pts] What really sent me was when she said, "You look like my tia!" Muy guapo.

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[68 pts] How is this funnier than the original with Grumpy Cat?

[26 pts] The best newscaster laugh is the one with Chris P. Bacon https://youtu.be/pMA3x-bc8iM

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[1 pts] [Source (Saltydkdan)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_z-WQUGF5o)

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[1 pts] thats just a really specific way to lose at family feud

[68 pts] When will yall learn the difference between vandalism and mild vandalism

[17 pts] Let’s go Blue Jays

[8 pts] This is in Ontario… where we definitely need to kick our premier’s ass out, but where this really doesn’t apply to anywhere near the same extent…

[4 pts] Local stop sign is getting a bit miffed that people keep igoring him

[3 pts] r/Pareidolia

[2 pts] 😐

[1 pts] Yep, those stickers make all the difference. I'm sure he'll change into a better person any day now because of them.