😂 Trending Reddit Jokes - June 22, 2026

[90 pts] Ugh. I really thought I was going to read something from the mildly infuriating sub. Well/played.

[24 pts] These jokes drive me nuts

[25 pts] My wife only laughed because its father's day. Well done.

[108 pts] I asked my German girlfriend if I was a good lover. Turns out I’m nearly a 10!

[5 pts] She is trying to give you a wrong number. Phone numbers start with a zero.

[23 pts] Yeah, wait until you ask a Jewish girl her number. They don't use numbers anymore.

[97 pts] Now THAT'S a pickup line!

[32 pts] She didnt laugh, so i explained it, and then she still didnt laugh.

[8 pts] The park Mazda B-2000 is annoyed with no one getting his name right

[3 pts] I am. Thank you!

[4 pts] "Medicine is the best laughter" Or something like that (sorry ran out of my dyslexia meds)

[1 pts] Ssri! (Pronounced “sorry” but with a sstutter at the sstart)

[8 pts] I see the heir in your ways…

[4 pts] Did someone say it's all relative?

[3 pts] you’re not alone

[652 pts] Yeah but he isn't wearing it on his wrist

[169 pts] About time I heard this joke. Ticked off I had to wait this long.

[18 pts] Timex, it takes a licking and keeps ticking

[205 pts] Dad jokes on fathers day.

[32 pts] Paying extra would be a stretch indeed

[10 pts] I have a chauffeur in my underpants… …he’s driving me nuts

[116 pts] That was the straw that broke the camel toe.

[96 pts] 40 year married and she's still speedrunning divorce

[19 pts] For those that don't know there is whole series of "that’s how the fight started" jokes out there, all from the man's perspective. I think this is a fine joke from the opposite side.

[43 pts] A termite entered and sat on the stool next to the beetle and asked him, "Is the bartender here?"

[7 pts] Once the dung beetle was seated he looked at the menu. When the waiter came he said, "I will have the number 2, please".

[3 pts] Love it! Quite the visual!

[38 pts] μ1 and μ2.

[28 pts] illustrating hairy ball theorem

[13 pts] by the look of it - it's the cat that forced the author to do this...

[39 pts] It's a collaborative effort between me and the voices in my head

[15 pts] It is the writing style conventions of academia. To use “we” instead of “I”, passive instead of active (as much as possible without sounding ridiculous), suggestive modals (should, shall) are better than obligating modals (must, have to), and more. It’s not just in math. The idea behind the “we” is to try to engage the reader, as in “I did it, now you can try and reconstruct it like that”.

[3 pts] By using we ,Mathematicians are refering to all those mathematicians that comes before them

[143 pts] There are 2 conflicting notations. Edit: Are we treating implicit multiplication as a regular one and sticking to PEMDAS? Or are we civilized people and treating it as a higher order operation.

[43 pts] no, this is why writing equations properly is important

[37 pts] this isn’t a pemdas issue, since pemdas breaks apart the moment you introduce juxtaposition (2(3) instead of 2×3). moreover, ÷ is not a formally defined symbol. this is as ambiguous as something like log(x+2)²

[6 pts] Probably be laying inside a plush padded wood box.

[2 pts] Looks like he is High on Pothenuse.

[1 pts] ElectroBOOM is a treasure and I will hear nothing to the contrary.

[6 pts] Isn’t this more f(g(x)) vs g(f(x)) than inverses?

[2 pts] I think inverse function would be cat taking in poop then putting out fish. If single valued then the fish comes out the same.

[1 pts] It’s that one guys favorite meme

[1276 pts] i fucking love generating shareholder value!!

[3377 pts] This makes me actually want to retire and be a hermit

[708 pts] Just tell openclaw to do that

[288 pts] [removed]

[107 pts] If she wants to talk to you, you will be able to tell from her behavior.

[201 pts] God this is an old one. Though is the implication meant to be that every guy is meant to drop everything to flirt with every attractive woman they see on public transport? Dude could be in a committed relationship or gay or just respect that they're not interested.

[175 pts] Private Integer userID; // The ID of a user

[102 pts] // Immanentize the eschaton return new EschatonImmanentizerFactoryService::instantiateEschatonImmanentizer();

[53 pts] self documenting code moment

[148 pts] Ngl I did only one Hackathon by now because I saw it by accident and it was fun, even though I was definitely not going to win anything. Only problem, for Game Jams I would look at itch to find one, but I don't know a way to find hackathons the same simple way

[57 pts] There's actually a third side: CTF

[37 pts] 

[241 pts] I can think of no better purpose for AI than to suffer with the knowledge of perfect regex

[174 pts] Bro lost to a prompt

[59 pts] It took you 1000 hours, no wonder AI can do better.

[12 pts] I don't get.... *OHH, I get it now..*

[11 pts] I Sears, Mao then knows!

[10 pts] This was a banger in fourth grade. Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes and eyes and ears and nose and mouth.. Heaaaad and shoulders knees and toes - *knees and toes*

[3 pts] J can't Z

[3 pts] Not a pun but fringe humor.

[1 pts] Thats actually pretty clever, didnt expect a good pun on r/puns right now.

[5 pts] A 🚪a 🐂

[1 pts] You're pretty cute, too.

[1 pts] Why would grammar teachers hate this?

[3 pts] Was that how he got his name?

[3 pts] This pun got me hurt.

[3 pts] Johnny Paycheck!

[8 pts] I would have slammed the tandoor in their face.

[7 pts] Did you curry favour with the owner or did he slip into a korma?

[5 pts] Korma'n man! This made me laugh and cry at the same time

[3 pts] Cuz the p is silent

[1 pts] And I says to the man, I says ... Get your own monkey!

[4 pts] Unitarian universalists aren't necessarily Christians. I believe recent surveys shows that about 20% believe in Christian concepts such as Jesus as son of god

[2 pts] Ok

[1 pts] r/antiantijokes

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[7 pts] 80081355

[9 pts] 1 + 1 = 3

[5 pts] Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope that you don’t multiply.

[1 pts] this is believable

[1 pts] you could say it was hard for him to focus

[2 pts] Change Italian to Ethiopian and you've got a knee-slapper!

[2 pts] Every gambler eventually hits the wall.

[1 pts] There's got to be mortar this than meets the eye

[2 pts] 😂 funny you are

[1 pts] poor guy he didn't think it would go this far

[1 pts] OP (Individual_Mango_662) sent the following text as an explanation why they posted this here: --- > what does “invisible sub 5” mean? And how does that relate to bisexual women and wanting a large man to fuel “autosexuality”? ---

[2036 pts] I unfortunately understand this so here we go. From left to right. Sub5 means that the guy on the left is rated as a "less than 5/10". This is a rating system determined by a bunch of constantly changing factors determing how attractive someone is. He is less than five so he is invisible to the attractive women on the right (by the same rating system). The bisexual women thing is mostly self explanatory being that they are attracted to each other so they keep staring at each other but we will be revisiting this later. "Large man to fuel their autosexuality" just means that the women in this picture are using this man to feel good about themselves. The man is attracted to them and is big/tall which is considered to be attractive/important traits in a man so it must mean that the women who he is attracted to must also be attractive. The "autosexuality" is reffering to being sexually attracted to yourself and in this case is saying that they are using the man to feel more attracted to themselves because of what I mentioned above "fueling" their autosexuality. Now going back to the bisexual women thing earlier. What is being said by calling the two women autosexual and bisexual is that they look very similar so they are attracted to each other because they are attracted to themselves. Looping this all back so it goes full circle. The "sub5" man does nothing for the two women by not having stereotypically attractive traits defined by the rating system the person who made the picture came up with and doesn't look like the two women so he is invisible to them. The other man is also presumed straight and not interested so the "sub5" would be invisible to him too. To wrap it up I just want to say that this is all nonsense and shouldn't be taken seriously. Looking into any of this too seriously will only make you feel miserable so it's best to stay away from it all together. I need to go touch grass now.

[883 pts] "sub5" means they're less than a 5/10, so they might as well be invisible to potential dating partners.

[1 pts] OP (ProfessionalRoom9118) sent the following text as an explanation why they posted this here: --- > So the alien guy have 4 rocks but he said 10 then the space guy said he is in base 10 but that alien guy refuse and said he is base 10 and don't know base 4? ---

[1040 pts] in base n there are n unique digits. We use base 10, which uses {0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9}. Base 4 uses only {0,1,2,3}. As you can see, the number 4 therefore is unknown to the alien, instead, what we cann 4, it calls 10 Edit: "Every base is base 10" is because you need to name a number to denote a base, but every number is always in some base. So if one says "I am using base 10", that can mean several different things, depending on in what base the number in that statement is. Usually though, those are also in base 10

[361 pts] I’m smart enough to understand the joke. But not smart enough to explain it 😭

[1 pts] OP (Ephcy) sent the following text as an explanation why they posted this here: --- > Why did he/she block them? I see 2 beds ---

[1610 pts] This is the room of gumball and darwin from the amazing world of gumball. If i had to guess, the joke is that there’s 3 beds (because darwin sleeps in the fishbowl)

[178 pts] I think because in the show darwin the fish sleeps in the bowl so they might count that?

[1 pts] OP (Solid_Yogurtcloset84) sent the following text as an explanation why they posted this here: --- > Why is the smart guy saying everyone uses base 10? ---

[51 pts] The left is saying: Base “ten” is {0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9} The right is saying Base “n” is {0,1,2,3,4,5….n-1} So in the example of base 5, if you want to represent it you would use the numbers from this set: {0,1,2,3,4} so the number 5 would be represented as “10” because in number systems the right most digit represents (5\^0), the second most right digit is 5\^1, the third is 5\^2 etc. whatever the base is to the power of 0 1 2. That’s how we represent numbers even today, the “ones” “tens” “thousands” “ten thousands” 10\^0 10\^1 10\^2 10\^3

[171 pts] Say for example in base 4, our base 10 4 would be a 10. Would go like 1,2,3,10. So it's base 10.

[1 pts] OP (BetagterSchwede) sent the following text as an explanation why they posted this here: --- > I dont get the joke ---

[140 pts] Jason = normal name Json = type of computer organizational code format like html, javascript, etc. The person in the photo made a typo jokingly then took the photo.

[5 pts] https://preview.redd.it/mq016k4clq8h1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=908873e6ac6d79857ae689c0865f95d0bd813eb5

[1 pts] u/Additional-Ad4567, your post does belong here!

[6539 pts] This is usagi drop, a pretty cute anime about a first time (adoptive) father learning how to be a good parent. The manga goes further, and has a timeskip... and the little girl falls in love with her adoptive father, which completely ruins everything else in the story

[211 pts] A nice innocent picture of a father and his adopted daughter/future wife.

[1 pts] u/Deep-Bodybuilder1819, your post does belong here!

[3629 pts] Long story short: A man executed the scumbag who diddled his kid.

[1659 pts] People who know are also happy

[1 pts] u/Spoofrikaner, your post does belong here!

[6087 pts] Free drinks at a casino. So they lost that money but got a free Pepsi Zero 

[675 pts] Herbert the pervert here. Casinos give out free soda, but he lost $376.50 at the casino. Back to my cellar to restock my popsicles

[1 pts] Thank you for the explanations; this post has been locked.

[3788 pts] First is the new left wing mayor of new York's wife. Allegedly not dressed first lady like. Second is the current president of the USA's wife. Allegedly not dressed first lady like.

[258 pts] “Being called out” being called out for what? Dressing like a normal person in public at a sports game. This is just ridiculous. The retort is essentially that the standard of being ladylike is only being applied to some people and not others. That the whole thing is stupid, because it is.

[1 pts] u/Gregagonation, your post does belong here!

[2473 pts] It’s from the movie The Menu. The most basic description is a horror about a famous chef who loses the joy in cooking and becomes resentful of the people he serves. He then decides to create one final dining event in which he plans to kill everyone. It’s a good movie, would recommend. To explain the specific scene: >! The characters who now know they are going to die are being told why each of them deserves to die. Some are pretty ridiculous and outright funny, like being an actor who made a bad movie (art without passion, as another user pointed out). She is the assistant of the actor, for all intents and purposes, innocent. But when explaining she went to an ivy league school without student loans (she’s wealthy), he decided she still deserved to die. !<

[251 pts] Watch the movie: 'The Menu'. It's good and you'll understand this post

[1 pts] If your work was complete before, then that's the issue? Hey director, if it ain't broke, don't fix it

[1 pts] It would have been more malicious if you told them you were only doing what the director told you to do.

[1 pts] She asked for it.

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[126 pts] to be fair, old mate didn't specify the moisture level of his nan, so it might've been a succulent cake regardless

[135 pts] These are horrifying, thank you 🥲

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[65 pts] My dad was like this growing up. Now I'm always extremely paranoid about being followed and watched everywhere I go and in everything I do <3

[15 pts] Your dad cared about you? Lucky

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[20 pts] Oh absolutely. But it's just that the paper would also be "erased" in the process.

[27 pts] I eresed a book with that eraser

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[81 pts] Sean is too funny. I still remember the a to z drink he made. Disgusting but funny.

[80 pts] Undefeated carrot in a box champion.

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[110 pts] I will ask that you will PLEASE

[77 pts] Dam this funny af

[6 pts] Ah, yes. Birria, one of my favorite foods. Cooked in a pit in the ground, but no one asked for it to be hung from the sky.

[5 pts] This is the work of a deranged mind

[6 pts] I'd like to find the person who had the idea for these "clothesline tacos" and give them a BIG slap! It's ridiculously STUPID and only means you serve cold tacos that are messy and have to be removed from a clothes line. So yes, it's a "super fun thing!" for the guy who invented it but not so much for the rest of us. Just imagine how nice it would be to have your tacos in a beautiful, warmed, covered dish. So you could take them out, eat them at leisure and the very last one would still be warm. If their food is as good as you say, then why do they feel the need to do this shit?

[8 pts] How political cartoonists label their drawings

[5 pts] Homer looks like he came down with some encephalitis.

[1 pts] HOMER PENIS

[2 pts] How is 'Not England' relevant here? Such a weird thing to specify, too.

[1 pts] Sandy, Utah?