😂 Trending Reddit Jokes - June 19, 2026

[82 pts] It flows better

[18 pts] Spelled like you lost your O

[14 pts] I agree. My whole family does too. Runs in the family.

[15 pts] That took me some time to get it but once I got it I groaned. That made it a perfect dad joke I can tell my colleagues tomorrow to kick start their mornings! /s

[2 pts] What does the tire and the well dressed man have in common? Bespoke.

[-2 pts] Riding either a bicycle or a tricycle is good for your quads. I learned this at the Pentagon, just before they hexed me. I guess they didn't like the septum ring on my octopus.

[34 pts] Lifting the bags would be gross weight. But lifting the staff is grocer weight.

[4 pts] … but smell isn’t everything.

[4 pts] Adults always used to say "you're going to pay for that when you're older"

[9 pts] Company memo: While we look into it, nobody look in to it

[20 pts] He did it for the glory of the company

[3 pts] Sounds like your boss is aiming for the see-suite

[9 pts] Elephino. And who cares, anyway?

[2 pts] Ella Pantom?!? Eerie.

[2 pts] Well. Frankly. It doesn't matter.

[1 pts] Betabet.

[1 pts] Stupid. I laughed out loud

[1 pts] Mata itsuka, arkadaş.

[1 pts] This was laugh out loud funny

[3 pts] Groan. Take my upvote

[1 pts] Her case was toothless.

[1 pts] case closed

[1 pts] I heard their menu was light.

[251 pts] I feel as though I should understand it, but I’m drawing a Planck.

[695 pts] Upvoting for the audacity alone to post such a high-brow joke.

[178 pts] Good old jokes that are way over my head. Probably hilarious. Take my upvote

[394 pts] I like how God is just keeping Margot Robbie and Scarlett Johansson in a river between movie projects in case something like this comes up.

[112 pts] Then you would have pulled out my actual wife and she would have seen me standing here with Margot Robbie and Scarlett Johansson minutes after she drowned in the river. Even you wouldn't have been able to save me.

[10 pts] I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay  I drop my axe and I weep all day

[101 pts] Bring on the farcical aquatic ceremony!

[50 pts] Seems like violence is inherent in all systems. At least we get a watery tart out of this one.

[20 pts] Where's the Holy Hand Grenade when you need it?

[10 pts] We’re going to see this posted to Peetah, I just know it.

[17 pts] But roman L is only 50, how could she fit in?

[9 pts] this is so fricking hilarious I lol'ed out loud

[102 pts] But that's 70% wtf It's 49/100 = 7/10 = 70% The 100 takes a bigger hit than the 49 So the value ends up going higher rather than lower

[61 pts] "you can tell it's my Ramanujan because it has a bunch of random numbers in it, and it somehow works"

[18 pts] sqrt(49%) = sqrt(49)sqrt(%) = 7(1/10) = 0.7

[134 pts] I mean, If you're an engineer

[40 pts] x-3 over x-3 is 1

[36 pts] Go to the hospital. Go directly to the hopital. Do not pass your primary care physician. Do not collect medicaid benefits.

[61 pts] Lame answer: 35

[23 pts] I read that as 7C4 for some reason

[9 pts] i cant unsee the yelling now

[108 pts] That's like saying you need high English knowledge to understand this sentence.

[55 pts] This meme isn’t good as the box under the root id sqrt(x) = $10 000, then x is definitely not $100. I know what they tried to do, but it’s not really accurate.

[19 pts] This is common ball. Sqrt(10000) is 100

[885 pts] Just allocate 4 gigs ahead of time and never touch malloc again.

[220 pts] Plot twist: you write Python

[153 pts] You should rarely be using new or malloc in modern c++

[897 pts] My favourite part of C++ data hermetization is that you can completely bypass it just by raw pointers and extracting the data you want.

[560 pts] It’s one of those cases where I genuinely see where they were coming from, but the inconsistency with other instantiations of the vector template sucks. vector<bool> should behave like all other instances of vector, and the standard committee should have made dynamically-sized bitsets an entirely separate class.

[185 pts] Bool shit

[859 pts] The real blocker was the meeting itself....

[331 pts] It's annoying but ok if you are at home, have a Bluetooth headset and can do whatever while they talk. It's annoying in the office, and it's literal hell at home but you are forced to have your camera on.

[267 pts] I had my boss say “okay let’s move on” to a really productive debugging talk so he could start on his rant about the exec he played golf with the past weekend.

[395 pts] At least the farm's bugs are visible 😀

[191 pts] No. Farming is hard and very volatile in returns. Try something else. Own a farm if its ur wish but dont let it be the only financial support

[65 pts] There are way too many people who romanticize farming.  Anyone want to know what's a common factor in 65+ year old farmers? Heat stroke.

[367 pts] Your fault when using those 'anti' viruses. Windows Defender is sufficient for most private usecases.

[25 pts] The trick is to add the build directory to exceptions. If you don't have permissions, ask to your systems administrator.

[21 pts] Avast....AVG.....Holy shit! Reminds me of childhood lmao. Who tf uses these anymore.

[3 pts] I no dust buster no more

[2 pts] Now if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad.

[2 pts] Bust that dust!!!

[2 pts] Very funny, Larry, now put them back the right way!

[1 pts] Miss terious. Yeah the buttons or on the wrong side. That's a woman's suit.

[5 pts] u/shittymorph

[5 pts] It looks like that woman’s met her match!

[1 pts] As god as my witness!

[4 pts] When the original iPad came out, there was a lot of conversation about how it would not run flash software. People were complaining “no flash on the iPad, no flash on the iPad”. When they did, I took their iPad and brought up a picture of the Justice League and said “Here’s your Flash, no problem!“

[3 pts] I don't get it

[1 pts] cause he's the flash, no pics allowed

[4 pts] You can stamp it out tho.

[3 pts] Consider this one licked.

[4 pts] Talk about irony: The stationery store moved.

[1 pts] original?

[1 pts] Not an antijoke

[1 pts] Speaking of shoes... my amazon xl prosthetic boot does not fit... maybe Amazon can hire the those guys to figure out size.

[3 pts] The force of gravity is proportional the *cube* of the distance between her and another object.

[17 pts] Her mum said she must always eat her vegetables to stay healthy. So she blows all men she meets in wheelchairs.

[3 pts] impressive

[2 pts] Should we wait for another post from him that I lost my virginity while being on a wheelchair?

[3 pts] Rain Bird

[3 pts] The Cardinal.

[3 pts] A dead one

[5 pts] Disagreeing with your wife, is also the easiest way to shorten your life span ...!

[2 pts] The husband said, "The doctor is a bit of a strange chap. He said that if he can't fix my condition, he would have to refer me to a divorce lawyer".

[1 pts] Get a Phillipina wife. All that comes as standard!

[1 pts] OP (ShouganaiElite) sent the following text as an explanation why they posted this here: --- > It was confusing because since you could do it real life and I have done it myself. I don't have much knowledge about how RE games work apart from the first 3 games. So please 🥺 help me out ---

[1717 pts] It's the most efficient way to pack 17 squares https://medium.com/@Mazequizzing/deeply-unsettling-asymmetric-patterns-in-mathematics-optimal-packing-of-17-squares-0171a792f165 This upsets a lot of people because it looks disorganised and intuitively feels inefficient.

[292 pts] this is a twofer, in RE4, inventory is organized in horizontal or vertical orientation, never diagonal and then, there's the most efficient way to organize 17? squares thing, which looks awful to people to certain people.

[1 pts] OP (tom_marvolo_9985) sent the following text as an explanation why they posted this here: --- > I don't get the joke here, what does woods mean here, why did he disappear ---

[973 pts] It’s an example of bone hurting juice. Someone’s taken the original comic and put nonsense into the bubbles. Edited: because I called it an anti-meme and that’s incorrect terminology, but I also found the OG comics so I think that counts for something.

[109 pts] This is a reference to an old episode of the Twilight Zone. A kid with godlike powers would teleport people he was mad at out into "the cornfield". The episode was called It's a Good Life. The place he actually sends people in the episode is basically some sort of void space that erases them from existence.

[1 pts] OP (UnsoundKnight) sent the following text as an explanation why they posted this here: --- > Sudo make her pregnant? Or what ? ---

[977 pts] Sudo is a Linux command that essentially lets you bypass all checks. Especially the computer won't stop you and you can command it to do anything.

[220 pts] Sudo get pregnant

[1 pts] OP (DevilsAltAcc) sent the following text as an explanation why they posted this here: --- > I can't tell if it's a ranking or a slander or something else entirely ---

[538 pts] I don't know what those middle things are, but i guess it's speaking to how difficult it is to pirate obscure things. The last seeder could be a dude on a dialup line in Svalbard, but he's got the only accessible copy of that file left in the world, so you gotta go for it.

[293 pts] Fitgirl and Dodi are two of the most famous providers of cracked games. People download all manners of cracked games from their websites every day: OTHER people, that is. I, you, and anyone else in this thread should NEVER dowload anything from either Fitgirl or Dodi, because it would be absolutely wrong and immoral for us to obtain a game for free and then actually own it, instead of paying for it on the platform of a developer who could at any time decide to pull the plug and kill the game leaving us unable to play what we paid for, as God intended. Nuh uh. No sire. We should NEVER do such a thing. Where was I? Oh yeah, the meme. Honestly there isn't much of a joke here: the meme is simply acknowledging the fact that, while Fitgirl and Dodi are super famous due to their websites being the places where people actually acquire the cracked games, a lot of other people are working behind the scenes to make it possible for those games to be cracked in the first place. That's pretty much all there is to this pic.

[1 pts] OP (WordVisuals) sent the following text as an explanation why they posted this here: --- > Why is the doctor nit wearing his pants and why is the woman "Not into it" like are they doing something roleplay? ---

[223 pts] They are playing doctor 😄

[200 pts] They’re doing doctor sex roleplay, which is a common fantasy roleplay, although the guy is taking the medical side of being a doctor too seriously.

[1 pts] u/Vortix9, your post does belong here!

[3181 pts] https://preview.redd.it/rase7r4aw68h1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=4764776b10a33c19179ef415e58de4b028d8b4fb An absolute classic of a reddit reference to this dude when he got somethign stuck

[386 pts] 2 broken arms (2028)

[1 pts] u/force-is-strong, your post does belong here!

[2359 pts] In the film Antichrist (2009), Willem Dafoe was required to shoot full-frontal nude scenes. Shots of his penis were ultimately replaced by a stand-in, because Dafoe's penis was so large that it left test-audiences feeling "confused".

[5623 pts] Will has a giant dong, it made everyone else uncomfortable

[1 pts] Thank you for the explanations; this post has been locked.

[5427 pts] There’s been a trend recently of Indians “exposing China’s secret caste system” online. It’s all a BS cope because India has a rough image online whereas China is seen more favorably- China doesn’t have a caste system.

[82 pts] This is in reference to the recent trend of Indians extrapolating China’s ancient class system during the Qin Dynasty \~200BC and pasting it onto Modern China, relabeling social class into Indian-style caste system where no one can change their life no matter how hard he or she tries. This of course omits the core philosophy of the Chinese that enables a peasant to become the emperor of the Han and Ming Dynasties, as well as the class system being determined by how well you did in the imperial exams more than the circumstances of a Chinese person’s birth. Plenty of recent examples I’ve encountered myself is when Indians think “Shang” is an insult and would throw it at everybody because they believe it’s the equivalent of the Indian “untouchables”, despite it being the merchant class.

[1 pts] u/Geist777, your post does belong here!

[1257 pts] Stress, and other forms of stress-chemical-relief are illegal on the job.

[6035 pts] working in the medical field is very stressful and can be traumatizing, so alot of doctors & nurses end up smoking to cope with it. think that's what they meant

[1 pts] u/Patrickpro_YT, your post does belong here!

[3044 pts] The joke is that if you have long hair and you're in prison, it shows that a) you're very vulnerable for things like Prison rape and b) it's a huge weakness in a prison fight due to the pulling of hair

[187 pts] Who is this guy ?

[1 pts] Be sure to create a ticket for "Administrative overhead" and book all the time spent creating tickets to that one so that it gets billed back to the company. After all, it's not fair for the customer to be paying for the time you spend tracking your time.

[1 pts] That VP has never done a real day's work in his fucking life. Stupid motherfucker is proud he made his team less efficient because it looks good on paper.

[1 pts] Early in my career I worked for a government organization that required our time be categorized according to activity. Fortunately, we didn’t have specific projects or customers to account for, just generic activities. They were all a letter to identify type of activity and a digit to identify sub activity. C9 was miscellaneous correspondence. One of the workers quietly replaced everyone’s copy of the official task sheet with ones he created. The newly created category was K9 - dog work. Most of the new employees started charging on that category without reading or appreciating the description.

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[309 pts] I feel like "I didnt have measurements" is in the same spirit of the sub

[384 pts] I think this belongs here. The "ingredient" they were missing was just a scale or measuring cups.

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[72 pts] He was hoping for chocolate brownies maybe.

[41 pts] Here is the recipe [https://www.taste.com.au/recipes/winter-vegetable-stoup-spinach-parmesan-dumplings/bbeuattq](https://www.taste.com.au/recipes/winter-vegetable-stoup-spinach-parmesan-dumplings/bbeuattq)

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[549 pts] Me when I just drank the prosecco and needed an excuse

[275 pts] Aside from the pedantry of 11/4 cups, I love that this person just skips over the fact that the other byproduct of an acid/base reaction is carbon dioxide aka air bubbles that leaven the cake.

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[2 pts] Don't suppose you got a copy

[3 pts] FILTHY HUMANS REFUSE TO HELP THEIR OWN KIND, THEY WOULD RATHER SIMPLY STAND BACK AND WATCH.

[3 pts] CURB.DLL!!!!

[2 pts] WHAT AN IMPRESSIVE DISPLAY IMPROVISING THE WORM ON A SLIPPERY FLOOR

[1 pts] NAILGUN WITHIN NORMAL PARAMETERS. AFFIRMATIVE.

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[2831 pts] i love the ‘cmon behave’ that always sets people off more lmao

[555 pts] His “Come on, behave.” after making her crack up would make me fall in love.

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[1591 pts] https://preview.redd.it/9mx53lhtb58h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=089442aa8e9a5034994a9e64bb222555602a4aed

[876 pts] that was good

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[155 pts] This is actually a genius skit idea and I can't say I've seen anything quite like it. Final versions has potential

[37 pts] [Final cut](https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZnj-5xhqPb/)

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[44 pts] He laugh his vein off 😂😂😂

[39 pts] Cute af ...But id be scared giving anything to a baby with a pointed edge. Not trying to be a karen 😔

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[123 pts] He needed that.

[64 pts] Lol dude just died of asphyxiation from laughing so hard. Hilarious.

[22 pts] How do you resist the urge to lacrosse that hummus across the dining room?

[11 pts] That's not a trowel, its a compost scoop, I use mine to scoop manure. Hope you enjoyed the hummus.

[9 pts] I mean, with the name of The Botanist, what were you expecting?

[3 pts] ... you went to PetSmart today and placed googley eyes on stuff. Acceptable.

[1 pts] That Crave one is perfect. *Adult* cat food.

[1 pts] ALIMUNUMIMUM

[1 pts] I need that bumper sticker

[5 pts] I dunno man, that's pretty shitty for the sewer system. Too many idiots putting tampons and cloth towels where they don't belong.